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A Mom's Year

Creating a comfortable life one moment at a time

January 15, 2014

This Bird-Seed Ornament Project Went to the Dogs

Lily Bird Cookies

It started so well. Lily patiently spread peanut butter and bird seeds on pine cones and IKEA ginger cookies left over from the little “Scandinavian tree.”

Lily decorating bird cookies

Tim put the tree out on the back porch and we watched to see what the birds would do. The chickadees were first to investigate, of course, because they’re the boldest. And then the nuthatches figured out what was up and they dove in, too.

It was all good.

The next day I was washing the dishes and you know how you notice something without really noticing? The window over the sink gives a nice view of the birds’ feeding area and I had a vague impression that something was different about the tree. But my mind was on other things and it didn’t really compute.

Until later when I happened to glance out the window:

Layla eating the bird tree

Busted.

Layla and Bird Tree

I couldn’t hear Layla very well through the window, but I believe she said something along the lines of “Aw, man.”

She ate every single one of those ornaments.

So then we started talking about other times when things have gone to the dogs.

Like that one Thanksgiving when Gunther the Golden Retriever ate a pumpkin pie off the counter. (To be fair, no one had told him not to.)

Or when he took a slice of pizza right out of my hand. I was sitting at the kids’ art table, talking, and must have gestured with the hand holding the pizza. It was right at his nose-level, so he went for it.

Or the time Molly the Beagle ate a candy dish full of Hershey’s Kisses while we were at Christmas Eve services. I know chocolate is bad for dogs, but it never occurred to me she’d eat through the wrappers! The vet told us to give her hydrogen peroxide, and I’ll never forget the sight of chocolate foam gushing spectacularly—and seemingly endlessly—out of her mouth.

Or the time at my in-laws’ when we spotted Maggie the Basset Hound in the backyard walking around with a loaf of Wonder Bread (still in the wrapper) firmly clenched in her jaws.

Oh, these dogs.

So, please, tell us: What’s your best “gone to the dogs” (or cats!) story?

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  1. Melyssa Rice says

    January 15, 2014 at 9:56 am

    One Christmas, I carefully picked out boxes of chocolate for each of my family members. And by that I mean I picked out EACH PIECE of gourmet See’s chocolate, 20 per box, for 5 family members — 100 pieces, each chosen according to each person’s taste. Blueberry and blackberry for one sister, ginger and cayenne for another, bourbon and maraschino for my dad, etc. I also hand-wrote each piece’s contents on the box lid, and transported five boxes (and not much else) in my carry-on from WA to MN. I was so happy when everyone loved the flavors chosen especially for them on Christmas Eve! They thought nothing of leaving the boxes (closed up, of course) on coffee tables and countertops as we all went to sleep that night. However, Judge the Chocoholic Golden Lab — who had been extremely well-behaved that night and never even sniffed a box — apparently lost control of his addiction in the middle of the night, and when we woke up the next morning, he had eaten every single piece.! He had a guilty but very satisfied look on his face that morning and was just fine, health-wise. But everyone else was very disappointed!

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  2. Shannon says

    January 15, 2014 at 10:01 am

    Noooo! Sometimes we just don’t see it coming, do we? Great story–thank you!!

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  3. Tim Taylor says

    January 15, 2014 at 11:11 am

    We had a Standard Dachshund – Bobby – who was a year older than me as a kid. She was a very well behaved dog, but she too dove for a slice of pizza one time when we were having a picnic. We’re watching a football game with the picnic blanket spread out, and passing slices around. She was offended to be passed over, so she dove and got a piece right out of Mom’s hand. We were all shocked, but she seemed to enjoy it.

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  4. Shannon says

    January 15, 2014 at 11:21 am

    Yes, I’m sure she enjoyed it. And probably not at all sorry she took it.

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